Pros and cons of office medical checkup camps
PROS
Helps employees indulge in competitive rivalry comparing body mass index than salaries.
Studies show humans achieve peak satisfaction levels pondering over miseries of others.
Helps managers calculate how much mileage they can get from their subordinates.
Effective camouflage for hospital patient leads generation.
Well-deserved promotion for insurance company actuary after designing kick ass equation, while betting on the demise of millions of fellow mortals
Employees unanimously agreeing that life is unpredictable and #YOLO (You Only Live Once) while subsequently carrying on with their lives as usual.
CONS
Reported increase in sightings of a bright halo surrounding health freaks due to new found moral high ground.
Gives demotivated medical trainees delusion that they are making valuable contributions to the society.
Colossal decline of multinational F&B chains due to citizens making informed choices, like opting for low fat syrup over two layers of whipped cream on their coffee.
Unsolicited judgmental looks from colleagues while biting into some warm crispy fried chicken.
Employees exploring their inherent creativity by fantasizing about inedible vegetable juices they can formulate to make their life more miserable than it is.
Employees introduced to alien terms such as ‘work life balance’ before succumbing to the adrenaline rush of job security and pending EMI payments.
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